Heedlessly Impulsive

ablogwithoutpants:

impalas-wings:

pizz4s:

if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon

… small gay moments?

we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways

if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

(Source: stridazzle)

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

lumos5000:

madmanwithabox-andafez:

lumos5000:

She will have a photo booth so this will be documented!!!

this needs to happen

Oh and just to up the ante I will “regenerate” half way though the evening and do some Eleven dancing on the dance floor

fallapatorius:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

antisociallysplendid:

soulforsam:

we were all so upset about samandriel dying that I think we forgot alfie was just some kid who worked at a fast food restaurant who went missing and will never been seen again by his family who have no idea what happened to him

OH.MY.GOD